Monday, August 3, 2009

Once you take the bull by the horns, what in the heck are you going to do with it?

You would have a better chance on the horns of a dilemma.

Once you take the bull by the horns, what in the heck are you going to do with it?
Well this is not an activity you should try if you're pasture prime. You have to be very careful, or you could easily come to an ignobull end. This is only something one only do on special occasions... perhaps the bisontennial. Make an appeal to bovinity. And be prepared, you'll probably get very sweaty... you hair will end up matador something. You might want to try riding hoses in steed of bulls. But if you do try this, I hope you cattlelog you experiences. From a financial standpoint, you might want to markit on you calendar. I don't think you can bear the alternative.
Reply:Win another gold buckle, in the bull tipping category.....
Reply:Eat it!
Reply:hmmmmmmm never really thought about it. after you let go u run like a bat outa hell
Reply:I would look it in it's eyes and say "hey bunny!"
Reply:NOT LET GO!





Peace
Reply:If I take the bull by the horns then I'm definitely ready to play ring around the rosey. No Bull! You might think I'm feeding you crap...... but I wouldn't do that. I'm not that much of a stinker.





Bulls love to play Ring Around the Rosey. Why? Well they always keep a pocket full of posies. What else are they going to do with them?





Little do people realize that the next line..... "We all fall down" is symbolic of cow tipping! Cows all over the world are enjoying this game now so falling down in unison has become their M.O(O)





Now..... Here's a question for you. What do you do once you take a horny bull by the balls?
Reply:You ride it! lol ;-)
Reply:when i take the bull by the horns i drag him over to the mess he made and demand he cleans it up
Reply:Ride it till it shakes me off
Reply:Slaughter it, cook it %26amp; eat it.
Reply:WRESTLE!!
Reply:u r gonna swing up on it and ride for 8 seconds and b the big winner of the siver belt buckle
Reply:as a REDNECK..I would ride the bull!





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Aaaah crap, that didn't work out, anyone have any bandages?...I'm gonna need A LOT of bandages, anyone?, anyone?
Reply:marinate and grill....
Reply:In my country we have a sport many Americans are unaware of.





Bull and horn fighting. It is quite entertaining and very exciting.





While we don't have bulls like you are probably familiar with, we do have some very mean water buffaloes.





The rules are simple. We get the meanest buffalo we can find, and put him in the middle of a field. Then we surround him with scooters. Each one with a very loud horn. On the count of 3, all participants sound their horns. It is very festive.





The buffalo gets so angry he usually rips apart many scooters along with their riders. But then he tires. Sadly. And is taken by the surviving scooters and riders.





Then we eat him. And pick up all the scooter parts and sell them for scrap.





It does make for a wonderful afternoon.
Reply:RIDE IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT



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