Sunday, April 19, 2009

Isn't it true that Conservative Republicans have horns?

Many people are saying that Conservatives also have tails as well.

Isn%26#039;t it true that Conservative Republicans have horns?
Of course they have horns and tails. They are evil and blood thirsty beasts.
Reply:NO they%26#039;re just Conservatives, They are better being called the Conservative Party the GOP isn%26#039;t working for them.
Reply:Yeah, I got big horns on my Hummers, and on my Cadillac, and on my Harleys, so I can let them liberals know I%26#039;m coming thru.
Reply:What?
Reply:Liberal Democrats will have their religion, I suppose.





Personally, I reserve enemy status for those who aren%26#039;t my countrymen.
Reply:And Liberals are the ones honing their horns and giving the reach arounds.





Lincoln was a Republican, conservative, well ...... I dunno anymore.. Think what you want and continue watching NBC. Soon we will all see the light like Hugo Chavez. Won%26#039;t that be the day?
Reply:Yes. Have you been living in a hole the last 7 years? The New York Times revealed this ages ago. Thumbs down to Fox News for being the only network not to run the story.
Reply:It%26#039;s true, they all have horns in their cars, and they%26#039;re not afraid to use them.
Reply:I don%26#039;t have horns, but on my walls there are antlers from deer I shot, and in my freezer you will find deer meat. I%26#039;m a conservative who regularly practices my 2nd amendment right to keep and bear arms and use those arms to feed myself and sometimes to help poor parents feed their kids.


The only tail on my walls is on a trophy brook trout I caught.


Some women have said I have a cute tail, but usually use another word for tail. Men should not look to see if the women are right. I don%26#039;t go that way...
Reply:ha ha, just because you liberal democrats are lacking crucial body parts, and I think you know what I mean, don%26#039;t suggest that the republicans are toting around spares.














In case you don%26#039;t get it pea brain, grow a set of balls and quit your liberal whining !
Reply:We really need to get past this partisan bickering. You really think Democratic politicians in Washington are any better? What have they done for you lately?
Reply:no, no, no .. you misunderstood .... what was said was %26quot;Conservative Republicans have brains%26quot;.
Reply:No no no theyre saying they LIKE a little tail, it%26#039;s hard to understand when it%26#039;s said by tapping your foot. THe horn thing is a common misunderstanding, because when Mark Foley sent out all those Emails to little boys, he told them how %26quot;horny%26quot; he was, and being 5 and 6 year olds, they just assumed that meant ALL Republicans haves horns.





Out of the mouths of babes, huh?
Reply:Yes.


And Democrats have cloven hooves that Click when they Tap Dance.


Click. Click. Click.


Democrats like to bend over and hike their tails up over their backs.


And prance around.


It%26#039;s called: %26quot;The Devil Dance%26quot;.
Reply:CONSERVATIVE Republicans are mine and your best shot at living in a free and stable USA, unfortunately the conservative Republicans are a disappearing breed. If you look at Europe and the growing problems with the Islamic community, you will see what Liberalism has done.
Reply:Is that the reason why they wear hats most of the time?



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