Friday, July 31, 2009

How often should i be filing down my horns?

they aren't really that big, but people tend to stare and little kids cry. how often do you file yours down? every day or just once a week?

How often should i be filing down my horns?
Just get a cowboy hat to hide them. Then you only have to file them once a month!
Reply:get electolosis so that they don't grow back anymore.
Reply:I say let them grow. That's natural right? If people stare, just offer to hang their coat and hat on your horns free of charge. That'll shut them up for a bit. Or, you could just make some extra cash renting yourself out as a coat rack. How many coat racks can wish people a good evening? Maybe hang a small swing from one and give the kids rides. See, the possibilities are endless here. Do you need a business partner?
Reply:You should file them down when your halo starts to hit the top of the doorway. You wouldn't want it to fall off of your horns!
Reply:Horns?...everyday and make sure they're sharp.
Reply:I like feeling horny, so I just let them grow.
Reply:About once a week. I just let them fear me.
Reply:make sure you use a pencil sharpener, it saves heaps of time
Reply:Let them grow out.
Reply:NEVER, dont you know wemen love em long N big?
Reply:Every day is like shaving once a minute. Why would you do it?
Reply:unless you're Hellboy don't even worry about it.
Reply:DO YOU MEAN TO MOCK the existance of eternal hellfire and slow roasting torture for all eternity?





Mock all you like wiseguy, but if you dont think that we could be tortured by a loving God for all eternity and infinity, based on whatever misdeeds he already knew we would do in the tiny little speck of time in which we had to do it, your crazy!





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