How do i grow horns?

Anyone know of supplements for herbivorous hoofed mammal


horns such as antelopes or gazelles.

How do i grow horns?
i did it its not that hard you have to go find a wild lynx and ask him for the key to the pool filter, once you get the key go 55 miles north and you will see a man in a rainbow parka, his name is phil. hit him in the head with a rock and then underneath him is a trap door- use the filter key to get in and then take as many pills as you can before he wakes up
Reply:u cant.
Reply:Ok go down to mexico, and go to the telephone booth beside the Mexi %26amp; co. shoe store. There will be a penny with the face of BEYONCE on it. Take it and walk five miles north. When you see the bus stop, remove all technological devices (cellphone, PDA, Laptop, etc) and your glasses. There will be a tree approximately 2 miles west and make sure you SKIP to it (it%26#039;s the only way to go unnoticed) Go up to the tree and say %26quot;I%26#039;m horny%26quot; and give it the beyonce penny. An owl will swoop down and produce droppings. Dig into the droppings and you will find the pills prescribed to Bertha Dean. Then you must meet a shady man in a black trenchcoat and tell him %26quot;the beanstalk is in the Sahar desert%26quot; He will then hand you an Elixer (don%26#039;t ask what it is) and you will then mix it with the pills and sing the Mixing song %26quot;MIX, MIX, MIX IT UP RIGHT NOW, IM MIXING, MIXING, MIXING, MIXING, MIXING UP RIGHT NOW%26quot; it will start to bubble. YOU MUST APPLY IT TO YOUR HEAD IN ORDER FOR IT TO GROW THERE. DO NOT APPLY IT ANYWHERE ELSE! You may twitch for the rest of your life and have some toe fungus, but hay who cares if you have horns right? ;)











BY THE WAY IM NOT CRAZY...I JUST HAVE WEIRD DREAMS...





JUST KIDDING! I have an overactive imagination.
Reply:mabey if you think really hard, they%26#039;ll start to come through
Reply:Take horney goat weed. It%26#039;ll grow big horns fast.
Reply:the only think i could tell you is to glue some to your head you should look pretty cool
Reply:u should talk to a plastic surgeon?
Reply:A potion oh sorry I am not human I have magic but it would be hard for you mortals to obtain such a potion
Reply:make a mold and use plaster of paris? but I really don%26#039;t understand why...
Reply:if u wanna grow horns...just emulate my history teacher! jk
Reply:You can give your soul to the devil, and make a contract with him by exchanging your soul for his horns.











Kidding!!
Reply:Horns horns bo borns banana fanana fo forns mi my mo morns... HORNS!!!!!
Reply:make your own..then screw them into your head
Reply:wtf.
Reply:smoke some weed, it will give you horns for a few hours.
Reply:just how old ARE you? well maybe u can kill a moose for it but i doubt u would want that
Reply:lol
Reply:?



poems